A Slim Jim

aka Jay

Wiseman Spearman
  • I live in Inside a box.
  • I was born on December 17
  • My occupation is a United States Marine
  • I am a beef jerky stick.
  • A Slim Jim

    You find out that you are going to be home alone all weekend. You go out and get eighteen horror films, all of which you know are scary enough to make you wet yourself. On your way home, your parents tell you that they had just left, there's pizza in the fridge, and to always keep the doors locked.

    It's roughly 6:26 p.m when you get back to your house, and you cannot wait to start watching the films. You walk into your house, lock the door behind you, shut ever blind in the house, and start up the first film. You look down, and read the title House of Blood. As the film starts, you notice that you are already shaking with fear.

    After your first horror binge night, you look at the time and see it is 3:12 a.m. So you head up the stairway that le…

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